Still Breathing

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So, I had an asthma attack last night. Took care of that. Went to bed about 1:00 AM. Slept like a baby. Sleep deprived, slept for loooooooong time.

So, I wake up around noonish and turn on the television. Nadia Petrova is raising her hands in the air.

I scream What??????!!!! so loudly, my lungs almost seize up again.

And then the score flashes. 6-0, 6-1.

Holy shit. 50 minutes? You have got to be kidding me.

Kim Clijsters, dejected, barely waves as she walks off the court. Guess that 8-game collapse in the Brisbane final was an omen.

Have mercy. Still breathing.

Can't wait to hear the commentary for this one.

Can't wait to see all the matches I missed last night.

Nadia Petrova?